According to the French Osama Bin Laden has died of typhoid. Looking up typhoid's causes and symptoms I have concocted the following theory:
Osama bin Laden liked to eat shit; contaminated water is the usual cause of Typhus but surely bin Laden was rich enough to afford iodine tablets?
Now, there is no suggestion he is married and even if he was eating your wife's shit would be a little off; "you kiss our children good night with that mouth?" As he cannot violate the Islamist restrictions on contact with women that means he has to eat a man's shit. This implies he is a gay scat enthusiast.
Osama bin Laden ate shit and then died balding, covered with "rose spots", with perforated intestines and a headache.
Ouch.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
what a wonderful image and what a way for him to go. pig shit would be good to served by jewish female pig breeders.
Post a Comment