I have an absolute winner from the East of England Development Agency, the bureaucracy given a pot of money by the Government to help perk up the East of England's economy. These agencies aren't just pointless, particularly in already successful regions like the East of England; they also tend to creep their mission massively. They fund the redevelopment of zoos and open international offices.
Now, predictably, they're getting involved in fighting climate change. EEDA have chosen a rather... unorthodox strategy. This actually has some corporate sponsorship, Anglian Water and E.On are paying their Greengeld, but be under no doubt that it is primarily an EEDA project:
That's right. They're dressing up locals as carbon heros. We're all going to die! Award small community grants and put on fancy dress!
It gets worse. Some of them aren't quite in the shape for a superhero costume:
Wow. I really hope the guy on the right isn't a model.